Tomato and Washing Up Liquid...

Aristocrat, symbolise, abolition, desolation, merely, mention, maturity, Stradivarius, sophisticated, platinum, autocracy, lunchbox, mere, validity, perplexed, punctuation, tripod, quest, wicked, restless...

Random words I thought of in another moment of ennui. That reminds me: how random can the human mind truly be? Certainly not more random than todays 'innovation' (see picture): a slice of tomato, washing up liquid and some weird Dutch curry sauce wrapped in cling film, scanned on a hp officeyet 6110 'all in one'.

So here's the challenge: write a cohesive and understandable story using all the words mentioned above. Try to use as few other words as possible...
I'll give it a go:
Is today's aristocrat worthy of mere autocracy? They have proved otherwise once more. The maturity, or rather lack thereof, of the more 'sophisticated' of today's society left me perplexed when I heard the following story:
'Sir' Greenspan was celebrating his platinum wedding aniversary. For merely twenty years he and his wife had gone trough desolation without considering abolition. Though completely aware of her husband's wish to receive a tripod for his beloved 1715 Stradivarius on this occasion, his wife was restless to symbolise her disgust with his errors in punctuation by giving him; a lunchbox.
The validity of this wicked scheme is questionable in my humble opinion.

Cohesive? Understandable? You tell me and try it yourself.